Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The struggles of a small town man whore
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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