just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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