I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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