OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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