Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
