Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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