That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
