haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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