It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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