Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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