He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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