You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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