It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
