I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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