I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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