why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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