Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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