dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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