Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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