Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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