May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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