Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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