You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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