just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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