This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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