This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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