if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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