You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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