no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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