she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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