i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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