he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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