You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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