I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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