Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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