i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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