my shit smells like andre
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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