I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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