oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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