I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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