We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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