I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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