I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
how does that bad decision feel?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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