Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
