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I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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