a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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