First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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