I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I got inside last night via doggy door
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
pray to the hookup gods
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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