no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My vagina just clenched in fear
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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