so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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