Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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