I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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