What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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