I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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