Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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