where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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